What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 04:23

From Russia With Love
Live and Let Die
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
I gave him everything. He said he loved me. Why?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-J W Pepper
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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Dr No
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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